What happens when someone takes too many Viagra? They go to the emergency room for help.
A man walks into the emergency room. He has a towel wrapped around his waist.
“How can I help you?” I ask.
“I took too many Viagra, and my,” he stops and points down, holding an icepack. “It’s been like this for 4 hours,” he said, trying to be calm.
I stand up and look down at the towel, and he has a significant tent happening.
“Oh shit! Come this way,” I said, pointing to the double doors to my left. I put him in an empty room and slid the curtain to keep his privacy. “So, what have you done to try and get it down?”
“Everything. Me and my girlfriend tried everything. She would suck me off, and her jaw got tired; then she tried to jerk it off, but nothing. She even let her best friend, who is hot, tried to jerk me off, and it didn’t work. Then my roommate let me borrow his Fleshlight, and that didn’t work.”
“Let me go get the doctor,” I said. Seconds later, a doctor walks in.
“Hi, I’m Dr. Liz Warren,” she said, closing the curtain. She snickers at the tent under the blanket. “You weren’t kidding,” she said, grabbing a pair of gloves off the table next to the bed. “May I?” She asks, pointing at it. He nods his head. “What’s your name?”
